I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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