She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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