I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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