hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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