Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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