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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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