hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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