nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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