He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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