Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Randomize
