I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
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The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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