with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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