I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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