their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Just high enough for therapy.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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