You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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