oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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