So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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