Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
