You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Randomize
