This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
