you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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