ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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