I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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