you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
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no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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