she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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