waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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