i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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