he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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