Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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