i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I FOUND THE LEGS
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Randomize