I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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