Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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