Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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