Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Randomize
