She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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