On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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