I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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