Sponge bath it is.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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