People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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