I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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