DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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