yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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