I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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