you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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