He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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