My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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