My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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