Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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