Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
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She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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