Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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