Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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