They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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