First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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