he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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