Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Drake has all the answers
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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